“DAD! I wanted to be a mermaid this year.”
(via wizardofradical)
“I’m tryin’ to have a positive outlook here, so I’m gonna say that last night I was…ambitious.”
According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures’ lack of teeth.
You can fake spiritual healin’. You can fake speaking in tounges. But, if a rattlesnake bites you, you know that you ain’t got God on your side.
New favorite song
Really works better with diffraction glasses
